Kidrobot Asks: What’s the worst gift you ever got?
by Kidrobot | December 18, 2009 | Published in Contests | 44 Comments
We want to know, what is the worst gift you have ever received?
Give us the gory details in the comments below!
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December 18, 2009 at 4:31 pm(#)
Socks!
December 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm(#)
Double sided dildo
December 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm(#)
A bible.
December 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm(#)
A Pokemon yellow game cartridge for a game boy I didn’t have. Didn’t get the game boy until my birthday, two and a half months later
December 18, 2009 at 4:36 pm(#)
shoe horn/ lint brush two in one!
December 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm(#)
I got cardboard box from my husband, who was my boyfriend at the time. (It’s a wonder we ended up together.) I (unfortunately) had a phase where I really liked tigers/animal print and had canvas art with two tigers on it, so when he was visiting his family and saw a huge cardboard box that flowers had been delivered in that had a large photo of two white tigers, he decided this would be a great gift for me. A large cardboard flower box…sans the flowers. I was not so impressed when I saw it, especially after the $50 game card, etc. that I had bought him. I ended up throwing it away the second he left and later found out that it had cost him $75 to ship express from his family’s house to mine. But seriously…$75 to ship a cardboard box with nothing inside??
December 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm(#)
My Dad got me a fleece-like blanket that buttoned and snapped together to form a poncho. Best part? The wolves running in the moonlight on the back.
December 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm(#)
A frog pin. -_-
December 18, 2009 at 4:46 pm(#)
Whitetag brand hoody lol
December 18, 2009 at 4:57 pm(#)
Paper shredder with a paper shredder lubricant to keep the blades crisp…
December 18, 2009 at 4:58 pm(#)
Worse gift was one year my aunt took bikini brief underwear my uncle Opened and tried on but didn’t like and wrapped it up to give to me. I ended up throwing them away.
Seriously!?! That was awkward and embarassing opening that.
I’m more a boxer brief kind of guy!
December 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm(#)
I got a computer program I didn’t ask for from my wife, and she says, “oh, just what we were looking for!” And took it from my hands. :(
December 18, 2009 at 5:05 pm(#)
under wear with my name on em
December 18, 2009 at 5:06 pm(#)
3 girls telling me I’m the father of their child on Maury.
December 18, 2009 at 5:44 pm(#)
an Electric thoothbrush
December 18, 2009 at 6:48 pm(#)
coloring book and playdough!!!!! :(
December 18, 2009 at 6:49 pm(#)
Ooo wait a vacume!!!!! :(
December 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm(#)
I have an uncle who is quite well off, but notoriously tight with money and socially awkward. I moved out of home roughly a month before Christmas, I got a toilet brush with a dolphin as the handle from go-lo ( $2 store in Australia).
Like wah… Ok?
That said my dad got a mini fire extinguisher for his car from his parents, his brother and sister. Not joint… They all got him the same thing and forgot to talk.
December 18, 2009 at 10:34 pm(#)
madeline (the orphan girl) book when i was 13
December 18, 2009 at 10:54 pm(#)
gloves
December 19, 2009 at 12:31 am(#)
A set of luggage on my 18 birthday from my parents. They said they weren’t trying to tell me to move out or anything…
December 19, 2009 at 1:40 am(#)
I gave my now ex-boyfriend the entire West Wing series DVD box set.
He got me an electric toothbrush and an eye mask.
December 19, 2009 at 3:26 am(#)
2nd hand stuff, the gift already looks like its been used.
December 19, 2009 at 9:45 am(#)
At least yall got something… ive gone a year with getting nothing… that sucks…
December 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm(#)
I once got a circus princess barbie, and im a BOY!!!! Seriously, why????
December 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm(#)
my grandmohter is infamous for giving horrible gifts any last year she out did it by giving me a 10 foot pole 2 inches in diameter and a list of things i could do with it including:
making a skate rail
shithing my wooden closet pole for that one
and making it into a teather ball pole
:(
December 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm(#)
Just got it today. I did not know the package I was opening was my gift and I am still in a little bit of shock at the contents. Inside were a pair of hand made socks (bought off of Ebay) as well as a device to keep brown sugar from getting hard. Seeing I am a 36 year old artist with a fetish for vinyl, this gift just further proves some people in my family know nothing about me………did I say too much?
December 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm(#)
A onesie…
December 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm(#)
Last week we received a Swiss Colony ‘box of meat’ from a family member who passed away less than a week before. And we’re vegetarians.
Me thinks Santa has a warped sense of humor.
December 20, 2009 at 7:08 pm(#)
a box of 1000 multi coloured / sized paper clips
December 20, 2009 at 9:58 pm(#)
My dad gave me like 4 or 5 boxes of garbage bags and told me when we were done opening presents i could clean the basement because i had put it off for like a month before that lol sometimes i procrastinate. needless to say i invited some friends over and we cleaned it and had our own little holiday bash!! it all ended very merry
December 21, 2009 at 3:25 am(#)
My roommate once got Bass Fishing Monopoly. Not as a joke… somebody actually thought he would want it. He has never fished before in his life.
December 21, 2009 at 5:28 am(#)
Very nice, Keep posting!
December 21, 2009 at 10:35 am(#)
claud…you probably deserved it
ninja…onesie’s are sweet (if u have a sweet sense of humour)
TheToycollector…i’ve been doubting your “boy”-hood for a while…and I don’t even know you
December 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm(#)
Oh, I remember: SWEATERS! Ugg, being a Floridian, sweaters are items that you might have to use once or twice a year (the nasty, ugly abominations they are) only to take up huge ammounts of storage space among the clothes you actually like & use. Sweaters suck. ;)
-Zenek
December 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm(#)
YEAH WELL, ONE YEAR (1998) MY THEN SUPER RAVER BROTHER WHO IS 6 YEARS OLDER ME WAS MOVING TO CALGARY (CITY 3 HOURS AWAY). RIGHT BEFORE HE LEFT HE THOUGHT HE SHOULD GIVE ME SOMETING TO REMEMBER HIM BY IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM… HE CUT OFF AND WRAPPED ONE OF HIS NASTY RAVE FORSAKEN DREADLOCKS AND GAVE THAT. THAT WAS PRETTY SICKLY DISGUSTING (AND I DONT MEAN THE GOOD KIND), NEEDLESS TO SAY HE MOVED BACK TWO WEEKS LATER!
December 21, 2009 at 9:23 pm(#)
an std
December 21, 2009 at 9:48 pm(#)
Lip Balms Last Year my older cousin gave me lip balms which I barely used and ended up messing my entire bag cause I forgot to close the lid TOT
December 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm(#)
A few years ago my boyfriend gave me a lovely white gold custom designed necklace. The only problem was the name on the heart charm was not Cassie it was Selina. He mixed up the boxes and gave me the box that was intended for the other girl he was seeing behind my back.
December 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm(#)
hand made mittens, hat, and sweater that i had to wear to school when i was 15 years old…. :D
December 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm(#)
a meat tenderizer mallet
December 22, 2009 at 3:47 pm(#)
A “LIVE GIRLS XXX” Neon sign which broke when the person who bought it for me dropped it on the way out of the store but couldn’t return it because it was on clearance. So he gave me a broken Neon Sign that never worked. As soon as he left, I dumped it out back in the garbage.
December 26, 2009 at 3:02 am(#)
Me and my girl each got a new Dunny. We both got the Kozik fry cook. Greasy little bastard.
December 28, 2009 at 8:51 pm(#)
Once received a £2.00 Pen from teen sister with my brother who also got a £2.00 pen. Sister was poor at the time so caring parents gave her £30.00 to spend on both of us. She kept the change £26.00….
This year I took her out for a meal, when the bill arrived subtly left £2 and told my sister to settle the bill with her previous funds…..Christmas day received a napkin a fork and a dinner mint. Go figure!