Question: What’s Your Favorite Ralph Wiggum Quote?
by Kidrobot | October 23, 2009 | Published in Contests | 66 Comments
The Simpsons’ Ralph Wiggum is a wise, wise man. What’s your favorite Ralph observation?
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October 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm(#)
I Cho Cho choose you!, and theirs a picture of a train on it!
October 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm(#)
i bent my wookie
October 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm(#)
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
October 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm(#)
it tastes like, buuurning.
October 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm(#)
“I sleep in a drawer!”
October 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm(#)
“Go banana!”
October 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm(#)
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October 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm(#)
In the episode where Homer’s running the daycare center, he tells the kids to all say a curse word, (i think the first two kids were Nelson and Milhouse) One says “Boob”, the next says “Crap” and Ralph continues “MITTENS!!!!!” lmfao love it
October 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm(#)
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
October 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm(#)
“Miss Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”
– Ralph Wiggum
October 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm(#)
“I wanna go to Bovine University”
October 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm(#)
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
October 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm(#)
They Taste Like Burning!!!
October 23, 2009 at 12:52 pm(#)
“Chicken Next?!”
October 23, 2009 at 12:53 pm(#)
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October 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm(#)
After eating some berries…
“They taste like burning!”
So funny
October 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm(#)
“Lets bee friends. And there’s a picture of a bee.”
October 23, 2009 at 1:01 pm(#)
“Thats where I saw the Leprachaun! He tells me to burn things!”
Ralph Wiggum
October 23, 2009 at 1:02 pm(#)
“These snow flakes taste like fish sticks!”
October 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm(#)
When I grow up I wanna be older.
October 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm(#)
If aquarium gravel is so bad for you why does it taste so good??
October 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm(#)
I’m a pumpkin!
October 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm(#)
Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
October 23, 2009 at 1:19 pm(#)
I found a moonrock in my nose!
October 23, 2009 at 1:26 pm(#)
I’m happy AND angry!
October 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm(#)
hi super nintendo chalmers
October 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm(#)
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
October 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm(#)
These apples taste like grandma.
October 23, 2009 at 1:48 pm(#)
When I grow up I wanna be older.
October 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm(#)
A worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it.
October 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm(#)
I’m LearnGing!
October 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm(#)
Somone says “Be there or be square.”
Ralph says “Im a triangle.”
October 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm(#)
“the rat symbolizes obviousness!”
October 23, 2009 at 2:59 pm(#)
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”
October 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm(#)
I just about piss myself everytime I see the I choo choo chose you episode
October 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm(#)
“tastes like purple”
October 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm(#)
Oh boy… Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!
October 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm(#)
“the doctor says if I just take my finger out of there it wouldn’t bleed so much”
October 23, 2009 at 4:45 pm(#)
“I dress myself!”
October 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm(#)
“Meow!”
October 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm(#)
“And, when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.”
October 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm(#)
I don’t like a Ralphy sandwich…it taste hurty!
October 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm(#)
“Heh heh heh! Dying tickles!
October 23, 2009 at 8:05 pm(#)
UFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 23, 2009 at 8:09 pm(#)
“Daddy! She’s touching my special place!”
October 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm(#)
Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?
October 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm(#)
“When I grow up I wanna be older!”
instant classic! hahaha
October 23, 2009 at 11:47 pm(#)
when Ralph was running for president and all the reporters are outside his house and he opens the door
“STRANGER DANGER”
and the newsman was saying he touched immigration issues
lol
hahahahhahahahaha
October 24, 2009 at 5:56 am(#)
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October 24, 2009 at 1:07 pm(#)
(after putting an ice-cream cone onto his head) I’m a unitard!
October 24, 2009 at 1:23 pm(#)
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food” :D
October 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm(#)
Me fail English? That’s unpossible! LOL LOL LOL LOL
October 24, 2009 at 11:50 pm(#)
“so… do you… like, stuff?”
October 24, 2009 at 11:53 pm(#)
and:
during the auditions for the Fallout Boy role, Ralph was up.
Lunch Lady Doris delivers her line and waits for Ralph to say his… except he asks
“what’s for lunch tomorrow Lunch Lady Dorris?”
director: “NEXT!”
Ralph: “chicken necks?”
hilarious!
October 25, 2009 at 9:21 am(#)
Daddy these rubber pants are hot.
October 25, 2009 at 11:25 am(#)
(after putting an ice-cream cone on his head) “I’m a unitard!”
October 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm(#)
I look like cable tv!!
October 25, 2009 at 12:17 pm(#)
“Tastes like BURNING!”
From when Ralph eats the poisonous berries in the Simpson’s parody of “Lord of the Flies”
LOL!
October 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm(#)
“Ms. Hoover… I glued my head to my shoulder”
October 26, 2009 at 12:47 am(#)
“What’s a battle??”
October 26, 2009 at 5:28 am(#)
Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.”
Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.”
October 26, 2009 at 6:23 am(#)
“It tastes like burning.”
October 26, 2009 at 8:28 am(#)
Youre wrinkling someone should iron you
October 26, 2009 at 10:12 am(#)
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”
October 26, 2009 at 6:05 pm(#)
I dress myself.
October 27, 2009 at 6:40 pm(#)
hi super nintendo chalmers